Could you imagine if Prince tried to sell you the Watchtower?
Recently, Clewless, Jonny and myself have found ourselves in a module in college on Christology - quite simply it has flipped my lid. Last Wednesday afternoon’s lecture was particularly enjoyable - partly because it was amusing to see Jonny resist the temptation to take sly looks at my open ESV when his greek version was becoming a little tricky (that is easily the saddest thing I’ve ever written…); and partly because it really helped me understand how to deal with that nasty ‘In the beginning was the/a Word’ when Jehovah’s Witnesses turn up on my door.
I’m sure we all been in that situation: Sunday afternoon - Ding Dong - “Hi, do you like to read? Can I offer you a copy of this magazine?”…
An hour and a half later you’re still stood on your doorstep, having only briefly left to scream into a pillow. Once they’re gone the pride of having ridiculed their lack of greek doesn’t last long before you wonder exactly how much good you’ve just done ‘in the name of Jesus’.
If this is at all familiar to you, let me share with you the story that Jen’s dad told me about an older guy in their church, and the way that he deals with Jehovah’s Witnesses. It may seem obvious, but I really hope that the next time Bre’r Rabbit and Elder Flower come a’knockin’ I care less about pronouns and more about their souls.
After opening the door, he’ll invite them in, offer them a cup of tea, take their magazine and promise to read it prayerfully. When he tells them that he’s a Christian, Jen’s dad said that he often finds that they instinctively reach for their Bibles, as if preparing for a fight, but he’ll interupt.
“Please don’t, I’m sure you can confuse me with verses all day. I’m certain that you know your Bibles a lot better than I do mine…”
and here it comes;
“…I simply want to ask you; what assurance do you have that God loves you?” 
Once again, I’m floored by the simplicity of the gospel. We don’t have a thing to boast in if it’s not Jesus. I’m humbled by the old guys grace - more love in one sentence than I’ve ever shown with my lexicon. Guys, if you think I’m impressed with another cool way of flooring a J-Dub, I’m not. I want to realise, that our battle is not with them, it’s with an enemy that Christ has destroyed in our place.
I’m told that Prince is a Jehovah’s Witness. He wouldn’t be a bad role model really would he? a lover, not a fighter…

substitution is “…a form of cosmic child abuse - a vengeful father, punishing his son for an offence he has not even committed. Understandably, both people inside and outside of the church have found this twisted version of events morally dubious and a huge barrier to faith. Deeper than that, however is that such a construct stands in total contradiction to the statement ‘God is love’. If the cross is a personal act of violence perpetrated by God towards humankind but borne by his son, then it makes a mockery of Jesus’ own teaching to love your enemies and refuse to repay evil with evil. The truth is the cross is a symbol of love. It is a demonstration of just how far God as Father and Jesus as his son are prepared to go to prove that love. The cross is a vivid statement of the powerlessness of lov